How many cats does a spinster woman have to own to become a
cat lady? I have five.
My cat Meri had 4 kittens a week ago.
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| The kittens were born in the Toy Story bag where I store my clean clothes. Hm. |
My treatment plan to become a regular pet owner again: I will take care of the kittens until they can eat real food, and then raffle
them off to community members. The
winners will have to trade me a chicken for the kitten which I will raise and
then donate to my going –away party in October.
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